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MUSHROOM CHOCOLATE BARS – A COSMICALLY CREAMY TRIP
🍫 Ready for a smooth, mind-melting journey? Our Mushroom Chocolate Bars offer a euphoric, body-buzzing experience wrapped in rich, creamy chocolate. Whether you're looking for a subtle microdose or a full-blown cosmic adventure, each square delivers a perfect balance of flavor and fun.
AN OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD TASTE EXPERIENCE
🌌 Crafted for the dreamers and space explorers, our chocolate bars combine luscious white or milk chocolate with a powerful blend of nootropics, adaptogens, and proprietary mushroom extracts. The result? A ride through waves of relaxation, cerebral clarity, and pure mind-melting bliss.
- 15 squares of mind-melting chocolate per bar
- Proprietary mushroom extracts blend
- Available in Chocolate Crunch, Cookies & Cream, Fruity Cereal, Chocolate Milk & Peanut Butter flavors
- Also available in Halloween-themed Cookies & Screams for a limited time only!
- High-quality ingredients
- Warning: May cause psychotropic effects
FLAVORS THAT MELT IN YOUR MOUTH… AND YOUR MIND
- 🍪 Chocolate Crunch: A rich, crunchy delight that satisfies every chocolate lover.
- 🍫 Cookies & Cream: A creamy, dreamy blend of white chocolate and crunchy cookie bits.
- 🌈 Fruity Cereal: A nostalgic mix of fruit-flavored cereal and smooth chocolate.
- 🥜 Peanut Butter: A perfect fusion of nutty, creamy peanut butter and decadent chocolate.
- 🥛 Chocolate Milk: The classic, velvety milk chocolate bar you can’t resist.
- 👻 Cookies & Screams (Limited Edition): A spooky, Halloween-inspired version of our Cookies & Cream bar—get it before it vanishes!
BENEFITS OF OUR MUSHROOM CHOCOLATE BARS
- 💆♂️ Deep Relaxation: Melt into a warm, buttery body high.
- 🎭 Euphoria: Feel uplifted and stress-free.
- 🧠 Cerebral Clarity: Enhance creativity and focus.
- ✨ Mind-Melting Fun: Let go and enjoy the cosmic vibes.
DOSING GUIDE – CHOOSE YOUR LEVEL
- 🛼 1 Square: Just a taste—perfect for microdosing newbies.
- 🚀 4 Squares: A gentle lift-off for those ready to explore.
- 🪐 7+ Squares: Full cosmic immersion—recommended for experienced space travelers only!
⏳ Effects kick in within 60 minutes, so take it slow and enjoy the ride!
IMPORTANT NOTES
⚠️ These chocolate bars contain powerful mushroom extracts and may cause psychotropic effects. Do not operate machinery, drive, or use if pregnant, nursing, or under 21. Always consult your doctor before use.
FAST DELIVERY TO YOUR GALAXY
📦 Order now and get your Mushroom Chocolate Bars delivered at warp speed—typically within 24 to 48 hours. Limited edition flavors sell out quickly, so grab yours before they’re gone!
Visual of the pouches is non-contractual
Does not ship to the following states: AL, DC, MN, NC, ND, VT
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